Hehe, I had to stole this from ~compos-mentis ([link]), it looked so fun

Rules:
Search the following expressions using Google. Be mature: use your real name. Copy the first thing that appears and makes sense.

Q. Put "[your name] needs" on Google
A. Kriss needs to turn 26 more or gain 640 more Vampire points to reach the next level: Vampire heroine!

Q. Put "[your name] looks like" on Google
A. Kriss looks like the ugly side of a nail gun.  [haha, thanks pall..]

Q. Put "[your name] says" on Google
A. Kriss says you can find Tim in one room watching television while their 8-year-old daughter and 5-year-old son play video games.

Q. Put "[your name] wants" on Google
A. What Kriss wants to accomplish is difficult.  [I bet you got that right]

Q. Put "[your name] does" on Google
A. Kriss does a quick talkbox jam.

Q. Put "[your name] hates" on Google
A. Kriss hates players who dictate who coaches where.

Q. Put "[your name] asks" on Google
A. Kriss asks looking around. "I dont see them but I see a group of fine guys over there. So bye."

Q. Put "[your name] becomes" on Google
A. Kriss becomes the best-selling motorcycle model in Malaysia.  [Yay!]

Q. Put "[your name] likes" on Google
A. Kriss likes it because now he want to get fucked once more. [but but, you've mistaken me]

Q. Put "[your name] eats" on Google
A. Kriss eats Avocado

Q. Put "[your name] wears" on Google
A. Kriss Wears Boots Biotch!!

Q. Put "[your name] was arrested for" on Google
A. Kriss was arrested for attempted murder and other charges of taking a car without consent.

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Haha, that was fun.
Now to sleep, I have big day tomorrow. Lots of tests for school I'm trying to get in.. urgh.